your cat is illegally smol if it fits inside of ankle socks.

didn’t you know the universal law of cats?

if i fits, i sits.

this is my preference thanks.

cook bacon in water.

don’t drown it, but add just enough to render out the fat without the bacon being in direct contact with the pan, preventing sticking and burning. then once the water steams out the bacon is left to fry in its own juice, giving perfectly crispy bacon every time.

it has electrolytes

the ground boy saw his shadow for anyone wondering