In a particularly creative expression of anti-MAGA sentiment, a man who goes by the username “biz_dave” says he successfully trained crows to attack MAGA hats. As detailed in a series of posts on Threads, the self-proclaimed “big nerd” and “very part-time artist” stuck some tasty treats, including “peanuts, chicken scraps, mealworms, and dog kibble,” underneath a MAGA hat.
“Once they were coming regularly, it was only about three months to get them to the hat removal stage,” biz_dave wrote.
Better not be a fan of any red flavored sports teams in that town, somehow I doubt the crows can read.
You know, I had a bright red baseball hat that I used to love. I stopped wearing it a little over a decade ago, because at least two people thought it was a MAGA hat and I didn’t want to get dragged into more conversations with MAGAts or alienate people who are now being targeted by the regime.
That’s unfortunate, but it happens and I bet I’m not the only one who stopped wearing red hats.
Niners fan here, I volunteer to operate the guillotine
Might as well make all sports teams change colors then since we’ve become bulls who can’t stand the sight of red shit. I still say that humans should be able to read the difference from “maga” and “49ers” but of course that’s from my high pedestal of literacy, curse you Sesame Street!
He should train it to shit on their heads too
All he does is tell them what it represents, and that is enough.



