Be a lightweight to start with and then don’t smoke for a decade. Shit hits harder than the first coffee after a 6 week caffeine break.

They could be virtual farts, too. Open once and it’s gone forever

I hope I will keep my general knowledge and intelligence but be isekaied to a world with magic because fuck this whole science bullshit.

What do you mean I’m stuck on this planet?

What do you mean if I’m lucky I get 90 years, the last 30 of which suck? The first 30 have also sucked. And from what it looks like the middle 30 is also going to suck.

What do you mean I have to work in a cubicle for like 45 years of my life, which already sucks, but sucks more because of the cubicle?

Fuck this shit, give me some magic, tell science to go suck a fat one.

See, here’s the thing:

Before she made 200k selling farts in jars, she was a very beautiful woman who was also famous.

Yeah, the Mexican dirt weed I used to get as a teenager, you could smoke half a joint by yourself and be buzzed.

I quit when I was 18, but then I moved to a legal state and I took one puff and was legitimately stoned for the rest of the day. Like, could barely control myself.

The modern stuff is super strong.

I’ve said this before that if they made it optional and gave us the choice of using it as part of the operating system, then people might use it and might find reasons to like it. But shoving it down our throats is offensive and rapey. I’m not interested in being raped by microslop.

In fact, I am violently opposed to it. If one of the people that are shoving nopilot down our throats was in front of me, I would attack that person, at least verbally, but also possibly physically depending on their response.

If I were going to do something like this, I would probably make the wood as flat as possible and then put a high-quality coat of epoxy or some other harder material on top of it and carve the music into that material instead of the wood.

A lot of bands from the 90s to the early 2000s were inspired by Neutral Milk Hotels “In the aeroplane over the sea”.

furanocoumarin famously being the toxic chemical found in wild parsnips.

I mean, what on earth makes you happier than someone you care about being excited to see you?

furanocoumarin burns

I mean, you’re not wrong, but also try your best to primary candidates outside of the two parties, if you’re in the US.

While it is true there are no good kings, we should try to get as many halfway decent people in the office as possible.

Once primaries are done, then under no circumstances vote for Republicans. And if the option is between a Democrat that might narrowly win and a third-party candidate that might narrowly win, then vote for the third-party candidate. Otherwise vote for Democrats.

If I remember correctly, it was also a somewhat common method of murdering your husband to drive a nail into his skull. The tiny wound would be easily hidden and apparently quite a few people got away with it.

Visualize how a sound would change with a microphone approaching the source, as it gets farther away, it will pick up more room echo and reflection and have less direct sound.

I would do something like duplicate the track and put a very strong reverb on the duplicate and then fade out the direct track as you fade in the indirect reverb track to simulate the microphone moving farther away from the source, and then do that in reverse to simulate it coming in closer.

I would also, in the reverb settings, make it 100% wet and 0% dry, so that the fade controls the dryness and reverb of the sound.

If I’m going for maximum realism, I might also just do a recording of a room with silence and then amplify the silence so that the air noises and everything are somewhat present in the playback and then mix that in as a third track so that you get real room sound mixed into everything.

The last girl I dated was 5’10", and I’m 6’1", for comparison, but when we sat down next to each other, she was a good 2", taller than me, because my legs are much longer than hers, but my torso is shorter.

If she had my legs, she would have been 6’3", and if I had hers, I would have been 5’8"

No, but dry mouthed 80 year old sandpaper tongue was featured prominently on the menu

Yeah, I think this one’s a winner assuming they retain the information after the conversation you could convince your younger self to make different choices and to put you into a different place.

Sure, you may no longer exist after the conversation, but the version of you that would exist afterwards might be less sad.

So you’re gonna let X decide whether he’s a Christian, or an atheist, or a Buddhist, or a Zoroastrian, or, like, is this… did you mean to put fate?

Plus aren’t deer potential carriers of rabies? Like, could you imagine getting rabies from fucking a dead deer and dying because of that?

Americans aren’t too picky about who they shoot