damn! as if her regular face wasn’t scary enough, that bigger scarier face formed by those two white spots that look like eyes is absolutely terrifying.

• I have eaten
• the plums
• that were in
• the icebox
• and which
• you were probably
• saving
• for breakfast
• Forgive me
• they were delicious
• so sweet
• and so cold

(This Is Just To Say, William Carlos Williams)

Let me take your hands

I’m shaking like milk

If you’ve never unsuspectingly woken up with a dog’s ass near your face. You’ve never had a dog. hahaha

This is killing me. I’m laughing so hard thinking about how if you didn’t see your dog doing this, and then he got up before you saw him on it. You’d just think everything was fine and pick up the phone and you’d be like, what’s that smell? Something familiar but I can’t place it. lol

The local news said Cyclosporiasis is treated with an antibiotic.

Uh, how is a parasite treated with an antibiotic again?

Judy?

Fisto: “I am programmed for your pleasure. Please assume the position.”

Look at his dead eyes. There is no life or soul in his eyes at all. He’s a psychopath. It’s so creepy and disturbing that we allow psychopathic monsters to rule us.

The person who installed this just mapped out their own brain for us.

If you break the code, you can figure out where 1-4 is.

"From September 1, 2026, due to our content licensing agreements, you will no longer be able to access your previously purchased content from Studio Canal, and it will be removed from your video library.

Fuck Thank you,

PlayStation Store"

Fixed it for you.

Long Ball Larry’s gonna love it.

“Look at me. I am the master of this world now.”

trickle down economy

I’ll take their word for it. If Trump can say things are true that are clearly not, then here we are.

Bill Hicks was right, “We’re a virus with shoes.”

This is so much more horrifying than I realized. Humans can get it too. Here’s a CDC article on it if you dare. https://www.cdc.gov/new-world-screwworm/about/index.html

The Larry Ellison who appears in 23 documents from the Epstein case files, including court filings and DOJ releases, and is listed in Epstein’s 1997 black book with three phone numbers. No allegations of wrongdoing have been made against him in connection with Epstein.

He’s the one who knows what’s best.

UP IN HERE! UP IN HERE!

Don’t worry, the adrenaline will kick in when we’ve gone primal from hunger.