It’s every dude Harley rider’s favorite seat attachment. It accuates withthe rumble of the exhaust.
Synopsis
A biker finds a motorcycle at an old mechanic shop that has a pussy in the seat so you can fuck it while riding. He has to keep it a secret because all the guys in his biker gang would want to fuck itExcerpt
“Why do you have to zip up your pants every time you get off that hog, Travis,” Punchy said. I nearly fell off the bike, aghast. “You got a pussy in that thing?” I coughed and gulped. “Hahahaha, nice one, Punchy,” I saidIn the square hole
In the Rider?
Your mom.
Duckbill emulator
It’s to rev my engine.
Has nothing to do with automotives, it’s a freaking duckbill protector!
It’s medieval armor from duck jousting tournaments.
Not only where it goes but what temperature it should be.
Up the bum, Bob?
This go’s up the asshole of the worthless sacks of shit that remove their muffler an run around rupturing people’s eardrums.
You insert it right after shooting them off the motorcycle with A entire mag into their spine for best results.
That’s either a duck or a rabbit.
Right under the headlamp, it’s the bike beak.
Obviously that’s the tool used to assess the gravitational alignment of the bike to the ground.
I have no idea, and I wouldn’t want to specul(um)ate.









