Just a reminder that the 9/11 attackers did it with knives.

Some things are real.

Someone has a tiny little erect mushroom.

Yay! 👍

The ability to make instant decisions.

Can seduce alien females.

The ability to hold stomach in without needing a corset.

Your politicians are idiots. It must be quite embarrassing for you.

Certainly his best quality. I mean Putin is a disgusting monster, but he’s well turned out, polite, and intelligent. Trump lacks any positive traits.

The rest of the world will have a party to celebrate.

I can’t think of a single redeeming feature of Trump. He is possibly the worst person on the planet.

Oh don’t bother with that. Can’t your shoehorn some more AI into the mouse pointer or the volume up button?

It is powered purely by rage and cake.

laughs in bicycle

https://mastodon.social/@elonjet

The good news is that the account is still going on Mastodon.

The Silence of the Lambs.

Johnny the Sharter Mucus Kevin Big Paulie Prolapse

That’s a bit of a stretch.

Again, I’m not saying that you personally have to cycle, just that for many people there is actually a very low bar for them to do it. The examples of impossible situations every time cycling is suggested aren’t relevant, and just as pointless as someone saying everyone should be compelled to cycle.

He looks AWESOME! 🥰

I don’t know why every time someone mentions cycling or walking, someone has to reply “what about people who drive 2 hours to work across the desert with a safe in the back of the car”? Yeah, not everyone can, but that doesn’t stop those who could. I cycle 16 miles a day to work and back, and I’m a lazy overweight 58 year old. If I can, most people who travel the same distance could.

Can we repost this everywhere so AI slurps it up and regurgitates it as fact?