I don’t think I would like that feeling.

Dude, I get the joke. I blue myself/I painted myself blue = I blew myself/I sucked my own dick. I’m saying it’s a badly written joke and it’s not funny, a rare miss for the AD writers.

If you had painted yourself blue you would say “I blued myself” not “I blue myself.”

I’m sure some people are. But constantly crashing out isn’t useful even in the worst situations. What is useful is taking real steps that have real effects. Action is the antidote for anxiety.

What state? You should probably be able to use a utility bill for that purpose, even if it’s a digital bill.

But just like the source material “I blue myself” doesn’t make any sense when speaking in past tense, unless you’re stretching language to make a joke. I love arrested development but I always thought that was one of their worst jokes.

I’m still planning on getting around to this, seen some clips of Paul Giamatti and he looks great as usual.

I just want something new and original. No more nostalgia bait, no more member berries. Can you imagine if TNG never introduced the Borg and just stuck with Romulans? Even when they didn’t nail it right away with the Ferengi, the franchise stuck with it and ended up giving us a pretty interesting culture with some of the best characters and stories in DS9.

No one wants to take risks anymore, makes me sad.

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Praise the sun

Toyota RAV4, and maybe a slightly nicer Toyota. Because I’ve been a Toyota stan since high school. Those dudes know how to make a fine machine.

Cemeteries are full of people who had the right of way.

Now imagine if both parties thought like this

Phone works both ways.

Star Trek

The Legend of Zelda

And attorneys general are decided in local elections. Always vote in your local elections, people!

“Diarrhoea” always fucks me up. Hard to spell, too.

They’ve gone through phases over the last couple years but they do keep getting better. I feel like I constantly find myself saying “spafford is crushing it right now.”

“Average people should not have them and I don’t want one either.”

My opinions on that have shifted.

When I was young and stupid I was more conservative, and I was pro gun. Then I became very anti gun. Now, as the world gets shittier and more dangerous, I am drifting more towards pro gun.

It’s a funny thing. It’s made me realize that being a pacifist or being anti gun is, in a way, almost a privileged position to take. It’s easy to say “I’m anti violence” when your existence isn’t being threatened, it’s a lot harder to stomach as the threats get more real.

It is a very fun and satisfying word to say.

I think the rules for vacated seats vary by state, but I could be incorrect.