My neighbor told me carnivorous plants keep eating his lady bugs so I asked how many bugs he has and he said he just goes to the store and gets a new bug afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding lady bugs to plants and then his daughter started crying.

It’s true because the moment you disengage from math you are back at a level of a middle schooler.

This is really good for the GDP

Imagine only creating a few millions of economic activity when you can instead create billions.

I think the main benefit would be pissing whenever, or would we find a way to ruin that too?

It’s way too entertaining to watch a one eyed cat try to estimate whether they can make a jump for weeks before giving it a go.

I’m sure you can work out the kinks with right lenses.

It’s not a lie, it’s a projection.

damn it, now I want to pet a penguin

Funny looking cat

I think the first time I’ve seen that was still with IRC logs

He is forcing his students use “AI” to write papers.

Wrong thread?

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It’s a screenshot of a birdwatching app (not sure which) showing information about a landfill in southern Argentina.

Acid in the water reservoir:

The German situation is (as usually) especially frustrating since it comes down to the right-wingers cashing on a moment of high uncertainty for a bit of popular support and they have since then both sabotaged renewable energy and blamed the nuclear exit on other parties.