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Well… that timeline does match up better with Jesus riding a velociraptor
As a clarification, the real time line is like 400 million years ago or so
Put a pin in that and we’ll circle back to it.
Hang on, I’ll run it up the flag pole
I’ll run you up my flagpole 😏
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Yeah, some asshole fish climbed out of the ocean 35 million years ago and now we have time as a concept.
Don’t blame the land fish. If it had stayed underwater we’d just be having meetings there.
That’s why they call a group of fish a school.
don’t have to pay rent in the ocean
I’m sure in our underwater alternate universe we’d find a way
I think the main benefit would be pissing whenever, or would we find a way to ruin that too?
🤣🤣
Covid proved this often superfluous content can either be in an email or consumed from home on Teams, with a peppy chat sidebar.
There’s a new manager who keeps trying to make them in person. She was angry only 4 people out of 40 showed up to the last one.
Lady, I’m not here to validate your power point creation. That, and I can watch your little slide show at home, in yoga pants, with hot tea, while watching deer out my window.
As the British so aptly put it: sod off.
you dry bitch!
In a parallel universe: staff meetings, but underwater.
It was likely a her
Meanwhile, whales.
Admittedly, we are now significantly less likely to be dismembered by much larger fish.
Or 8 foot sea scorpions.
Can we just go back in time and evolve into a crab instead
*forward in time
Just be patient. It’s inevitable.
Some Gen Z is furious about this.
Thanks to *her
Nah, the fish crawled out of the ocean just to escape some bullshit meeting with the other fish.
It was the same with the trees. There’s no escaping.
Understandable really
Some of the fish were smart enough to get back into the water. We weren’t. It’s on us.
Whales and dolphins at least managed to save themselves.
