ready for what?

battle royale game

I don’t see the appeal in armpits, but I like feet so…

My dick

You

Ohhhhhhh. I should have gotten that. That’s pretty funny. Thank you! Unfortunately for Mr. Putin I am a Linux user.

Sheldon Cooper, except when he was a communist. I hate that fucker so much. The writers were like “Hey, let’s make an autistic character that’s all of the negative stereotypes.” The one where he was a commie actually made me laugh. I hated myself for it. Mostly, I’m tired of my coworkers telling me I remind them of him. Fuck Sheldon Cooper!

shrek is life

😋 yummy

I’m sorry, I don’t get it. I feel dumb lol.

I too have a very high libido combined with erectile dysfunction.

I hate Windows

Significant legal challenges exist to prohibit the cloning of humans.

https://www.ruf.rice.edu/~neal/temp/ST Policy/index/SCBooklet/World.pdf

I think it’s possible. If you can clone a sheep then why not a human?

Oh, it’s referencing this?

I don’t get the artist from Isreal part. Is that part of the joke?

I’ve been saying this for years.

I want my money back
That wasn’t fun
The bricks and the gravel and the mud and the blood
Another wild teenager in search of success, welcome to the jewel of the modified west

I hate sunlight. I like darkness. I love the cold. I love snow. I love winter. I don’t much like rain. I have extreme depression so it’s hard for me to tell if the weather affects it but I’m sad if I can’t walk at night. I fucking hate the heat. I hate sweating.

“There is no healing of thy bruise; thy wound is grievous: all that hear the bruit of thee shall clap the hands over thee: for upon whom hath not thy wickedness passed continually?” - Nahum 3:19

I’m not religious by the way