I’ve been known to playfully lick or kiss a lady pit. I’ma get up in there eventually 😏
Im an elbow man myself.
Moe Slyzak, that you?
I’m ace I think all the things people do because they’re horny are weird
Sometimes I wish I wasn’t horny all the time
I’m not ace and I still think all the things we do because we are horny are weird
same
I’m ace and I have a morbid fascination with fetishes. A lot of them can be ‘explained’ by power dynamics, but then you get stuff like licking armpits that’s completely incomprehensible to me, and I can’t help but wonder what happened there. In like an evolutionary sense.
No kink shaming though. The homies can lick my armpits
I know multiple people into kinks/fetish/BDSM who are asexual. Not all pleasure from these things are sexual for everyone.
Licking armpits is a power dynamic. It’s often degrading or humiliating to the one doing it. Same reason I want to lick a beautiful woman’s feet. Also it’s an intimate act that you do with someone you love and trust. At least for me.
i’m fucking bricked bro
u wanna get ur butt sniffed or not
Absolutely not lol
PR team behind the anal stuff is insanely good, like how did they do it? I always found it gross for obvious reason.
It’s tighter, and it’s “taboo.” Every other aspect is a shade of gray (brown?), but those are still two really solid selling points.
Agreed. Armpit fetishes are weird and gross to me, but they’re a distinct rung down from “I want to shove my face between someone’s asscheeks and aggressively mop up microscopic flecks of their shit with my tongue.” I’m giving ass-eating people the side-eye if they make fun of armpit people.
You know you can wash your ass, right?
Yes, and my comment was assuming the partner washed as a baseline – unless it’s to the standards I wash my fucking toilet bowl with at least.
Washing helps remove fecal matter, but anyone giving analingus is still lapping up microscopic shit particles off of someone’s asshole.
You can also wash your armpit, and your armpit doesn’t fart.
Yes it does.
Nor does it dispense literal shit
Yes it does.
What kind of armpit are you using???
i doubt the people who eat ass give a fuck what you think
they eat ass
It is not for them we give them the side eye.
It is to inform everyone else around them.
The Feast of the Ass has been celebrated since the 11th century and somewhere along the line, things were lost in translation.
I always said that and people say I’m weird. It’s DISGUSTING!
how did eating ass ever get this mainstream in culture
It just democratizes Fecal Microbiota Transplantation. Power to the people!
Like, do y’all grope the pits or are they just like a visual thing? Not judging, just like to understand how peoples kinks work
I like to lick them. It’s not like a huge must, but if my face happens to be in that area and the arm happens to be raised to allow access, eh why not.
that just sounds ticklish 😂
Smell is a big part of attraction for me and the two places you can get the best smell of a person are pits and bits
It’s mostly visual for me. Like when a woman lifts her arms, it makes other things more appealing, so there’s an association there.
On the lucky occasion I’m with a woman who doesn’t shave, I just want to pet it, like if I could pet a squirrel. Like, what even is this? It’s so rare and adorable.
Anyway it’s times like this I think I should have an alt account on Lemmy.
Okay that was gonna be my follow up. Guess I’m glad people are starting to lean back towards natural body states.
Yeah I kind of miss the discussions people would have back when internet forums were a little more anonymized. We’re trading that for some other values so at least rest assured there’s a non zero amount of people here uninterested in going through your post history for possible arm pit related comments.
Yeah, but what if I become famous for writing children’s books one day? Then I’ll feel like a dummy.
Make it a children’s book about pits and you’re gold 👈😎👈
visual and smell for me. if i see a dude out and about wearing a tank top i cant help but look at his pits area and think pls raise your arms for a second and give me a pit slip + wonder what they smell like, lol. thankfully i have a bf who is down to do whatever i want so i’m free to sniff and lick his pits as much as i want.
You are paying my therapy bill.
do you have preferences? Do you like them shaved, hairy, muscular, tatted, sunburned, sweaty…?
sweaty hairy and obviously no deodorant
Do you get tour bf not to use deodorant for you?
Some guys will do this, some won’t. The ones who find it “gross” are the worst. The guys who don’t ask any questions are the best.
The ones who find it “gross” are the worst.
“Finding it gross” in the sense of judging you, or if they think they themselves are gross if their pits smell? I dislike when I can smell myself, so I wouldn’t acquiesce (often), but I wouldn’t think that you are gross for liking it.
I’m getting so much knowledge out of this thread
Fair enough. Seems Napoleon-pilled
down girl
I don’t see the appeal in armpits, but I like feet so…
And basically all feet gross me out, but I tongue punch the fart box, so…
Nobody in the US uses a bidet, so it’s a no for me unless she just got out of the shower
Bidets don’t use soap, so I would hope anywhere in the world you’d set the shower as the minimum standard
Bidets traditionally do to my knowledge. Mine doesn’t, but I don’t have the space to get one of those nice, porcelain standalone ones with the dedicated soap and dedicated towel that I’ve seen in videos online.
Someday… 🥺
Hm, maybe country specific. The ones in Japan for example never have soap.
Dude was out here trying to throw shade at the US only to admit he prefers to eat a slightly rinsed asshole.
I think for those people that’s like a fine developed umami
Lots of people do. It’s just not the standard for some awful reason.
Bet you like unseasoned food, too?
I use lots of spices actually. I add Cajun spice to rice.
Every toilet in any house I own or rent has a bidet. It’s so much more hygienic than toilet paper.
Pits strong and vulnerable and powerful and flexing bicep and posing and ribs and waist and little hairs and smelly warmth gahhh i need to sink my teeth in
I unapologetically love lady pits especially if there’s stubble or they don’t shave. 😛
Rhian from Wet Leg. Just saying.
Letsgooooo
Okay now I’ve got to find a list to see which kinks are at what level.
powerscaling but for kinks?? Why isn’t this a thing yet??
wehn tierlist?!
Here’s my attempt
Tier 1: primary and secondary sex characteristics (my breast fetish is cliche); indicators of health or fertility such as muscles and flat/bigger stomachs (depending on whether starvation or obesity is a bigger concern where you are). This zone is the default, people assume you’re into this.
Tier 2: other body parts such as feet, pits, body hair; extrapolations from tier 1 kinks such as lactation and post workout stink; I’ll also throw in role related ones such as mom/dad bods, being into certain professions or older/younger (adult) partners; also atypical body variants and body types not associated with health or fertility. This zone is normal but not the default
Tier 3: I’d say is where you get into light bdsm, humanoid monster fuckers, etc. This zone is stuff where it’s way more common than people act, but still not the sort of thing normal people will casually mention
Tier 4: heavier bdsm, nonhuman monsterfuckers. This is the “hear me out” zone and the realm of you know you’re kinky af, but it’s generally considered prudish to have a problem with people liking it, but not to not want to hear anything about it
Tier 5: scat, flatulence, bug chasing, and other things where even the tier 4 people are often uncomfortable with it. Typically gross and/or destructive
Gotta have a tier 0 for the ace/pan/demi/etc out there. Though agreed people generally assume tier 1. … Although pansexual is probably tier 1, too, otherwise that seems more demi.
Ace people without kinks do not have kinks and have not been included in this tier list. Neither have been the people who find people attractive but have no particular focus to their attraction beyond finding people attractive for the same reason. It’s not “I think boobs are part of what makes a woman attractive” it’s “oh I’m an absolute tit girl”. It’s just that it’s extremely common to have a sexual focus on one or more sex characteristics or a specific normative body type.
Where would you rank vore?
There are actually multiple tiers of vore
Armpits are for tickling and I will hear no counterarguments.
Do you accept ‘ha’ as a counterargument? If so, I might make repeated counterarguments
i like how one person singlehandedly turned shitposting comm into a hornyposting one
People keep saying this, but i’ve been following this community for quite a while now and its always had a fair chunk of horny posts.
nsfw != horny
Maybe beans’n’jeans make you feel a certain way?
Maybe beans’n’jeans make you feel a certain way?
Being all accusatory like it didn’t jazz you up…
Be the change you want to see
ig lol
not that i’m complaining much tho tbh
It is the beauty of few people on lemmy
Not liking sex is not “lame”, calling stuff “lame” to mean bad is ableist though
Now you guys are gonna think I’m crazy when I tell you about mine.
I’ve got a boob kink.
I’m not into pits despite loving some mild sweaty smell. And no judgment to those who are, but it was very disappointing the one time I posted a pic of my boobs and just got people commenting on my pits.
I get so many compliments on my fancy moustache, but nobody notices my tits unless I wear a push-up bra. XD
I wonder how many disappointed profile views this comment generated.
Yeah idk I haven’t bothered to post any nudes here, partly because it’s on main, largely because there’s no sapphic focused gw community on here, and partly because I haven’t taken any good nudes lately. Sorry to disappoint
what level is pee? asking for a friend
In the shower? One.
In the bed? At least a three.
neither of those places
Like a restaurant?
Um… how many levels are we doing?
idk just whatever’s convenient
I think we need a psychologist to rate them cause piss sounds gross, but for some reason i think it may be more common than we think…
It absolutely is.
There’s also a lot of different variations of fetishes involving piss. For the “get pissed on / in / drink it” part of the fetish, I have a hunch that piss sits right on the boundary of gross/humiliating, but not actually harmful.
Well.
For me at least.
