We’re getting older and fatter are two of the reasons.

Did you test out the popcorn bucket with him?

I would do this when I was a kid. I was weird. I also used to drink bottles of Tabasco. Fried crickets were my favorite snack.

I think the first thing I ever downloaded, c 1989, was a car.

Double double boil and trouble, let that exception bubble.

Not with that attitude.

I’m on an 8 and have no plans to change except perhaps to a fair phone and /e/os

Actually we both got it wrong. Its Wyse

But do you think it’s a WISE idea?

I appreciate really stupid jokes. But this is more shit post than pics material.

Oh that’s the thing. 95% of all the creators I enjoy are already on one of those two platforms.

For the first one, my ex used to say that to me all the time.

I’ve jumped ship to nebula and dropout. Spending less money for what I actually want and also getting zero ads and slop.

There is no Dana! Only Zuul!

Blasphemy! Crossing the streams! Soapy tiddies and powdered milk do not belong together!

Fuck Facebook and fuck you for your timing.

I’ve done all of these things. But damnit step 4 is the hardest one. I have been trying to finish this book on Chinggis Khan but in struggling.

I first saw that on stile project. Man that site was fucked up.

I read the title multiple times and really thought they were trying to put spurs on robot dogs.

Gustavus, but we call him Gus Gus (like the mouse from Cinderella)