Funny that ‘Oz’ is also the nickname of the penguin.

Handjobs?

That was only an option if we were terribly ill.

Or like Lycia Naff in Total Recall…

And even then there are uncovered manholes.

Yes, sure… now put your security officer suit on and beam on this episodes dangerous planet.

New kink unlocked.

Maybe it was too vanilla to crash. 🍨

Looks like a vanilla pod.

He has a wife, you know?

Like that:

Or like that:

One hour on that bench? Couldn’t it be a bit more comfy?

Don’t forget the baguette.

Expectation:

Reality:

Either way: Sebastian is lacking the Triton abs.

A headline and some bulletpoints, wow.

Wake me up if it supports pretty code syntax highlighting (like Dillinger), internal linking (like Silverbullet or Obsidian), tagging, table of contents for headlines and a proper advanced search for content.

It doesn’t even need to have the advanced stuff like graphs, content embedding, scripting and theming.

To be fair, the baby wasn’t really burnt in the oven, that was just to trick that fucking Hym into leaving (although Geralt at this time was willing to make baked baby).

The aversion against portal travel resembles McCoy and the transporter.