I’m Canadian so I haven’t patronized at least 4 of these brands. With that in mind, I think an absolutely batshit Walmart customer would win.

Is this Dwight Schrute? Would you also like hand de-sanitizing stations? A simple bowl of dirt, vomit and fecal matter at every junction?

Very smart. You should teach a class on this stuff.

I… okie dokie.

End of list.

Lmao, no. Dude’s a terrible person from the inside out. I’m not pulling punches on one of the most harmful men in world politics because some snowflake on Lemmy told me to.

Unless you’re being facetious with the slapped ass comment… I can’t quite tell, lol.

Christ, that is one ugly man.

It really doesn’t sound like you know much about Canada or Canadians. Very much a “shit Americans say” comment.

I’m a Canadian but I strongly suspect the US will never fully recover from where they are now. Even just consider international relations - Trump has irreparably damaged America’s relationship with Canada. I seriously doubt Canada will ever fully trust the USA again.

A stark contrast to 10 years ago when we had one of the strongest allied relationships on the planet.

Those are some Pennywise eyes!

You’re correct about this. I was just looking it up myself.

There is indeed international maritime law governing vessels, and they must proceed with all possible haste to distress signals. Unfortunately, there are two problems here as I understand the situation:

1. Believe it if you want to or not but - the people operating Zuckerberg’s yacht claim they hadn’t heard or noticed the distress signal at the time
2. The Coast Guard - who, importantly, the stranded skiff had initially contacted - didn’t consider their situation to be worthy of “distress” and thus Zuckerberg and his yachtspeople didn’t violate any regulations or laws

Zuckerberg’s yachtfucks apparently said that they noticed the distress signal eventually, but by the time they had, the Coast Guard had already arranged assistance for the skiff.

So, sadly, for those of us who want to see the billionaires get their comeuppances, I don’t think we’ll see it here.

Dennis, what is this enticing bowl of white?

Hal’s roller skating dance routine for Malcolm lives rent-free in my head.

Watch the White House basically lie in ruin for the next (sane) president to have to clean up. America, y’all gotta figure your shit out down there.

Imagine how this makes sand feel smh thanks Ani

Guys I’m concerned about Lisa

Farming internet points on checks notes Lemmy?

As a man with IBS I’m struggling here

Yes. In fact, it’s incredibly upsetting that you’ve brought these memories up.