Their PR is fantastic

What you’re suggesting involves too much science and not enough faith. Remember, we’re dealing with a special kind of moron here.

Don’t worry, they haven’t.

What’s funny is that they’re dumb enough to do this, but someone will be “clever” enough to find a way to blame Biden.

Okay. That’s good to know. Thanks for the additional info!

120 days is a joke. This is nothing more than PR. “Due diligence” my ass.

Points for the shirt! And for exercising, of course.

ICE will be at the World Cup. Fans with even half a brain will not.

Because they can.

It’s the love of money that’s the root of all evil

Thank you for getting this quote right. Often, it’s shortened to “money is the root of all evil”, which hits different, and removes the element of personal responsibility. The “love of money” bit is important.

Wow. Thank you for sharing that song.

My high school crush. I’ve since discovered that she has become a hardcore Republican and antivaxxer, so that’s that. She was awesome back in the day, though.

…I’m not the lucky one, you are and that needs to be remembered.

“Why didn’t she reply, and why doesn’t she answer my calls?”