While we’re at it, who needs congress or the courts?

Why not both?

The Supreme Court, I’m sure, will come through for Trump at the eleventh hour. The drama WILL continue.

Mike Meyers must be soo hurting for work I guess.

What are you crying about, I gotta walk out of here alone?

Three dicks are a bridge too far, I’m afraid.

If you get that much just for voting for him, imagine the riches that will be bestowed on you once he’s elected! It’s a win win!

Modest, as always, Trump felt that he owed it to the American people to finally come clean about his true, heroic activities on 9/11.