“Worst” by whatever measure you like.
Don’t explain the joke, leave it to our imagination.
Be nice, no slurs or bad language.
I’ll take a slice of apple, then.
“Dopey fucked a penguin Dopey fucked a penguin!”
The Pope looks up and says, “You fuckers are my kind of people.”
Sits back, lights a cigarette and says “you know, you cunts are alright”
So the pharmacist says, “I’ve got just the thing to stop that coffin!”
None
That guy over there is picking watermelons.
A stick.
What’s brown and sticky?
Grass ; i lied about the wheels
What’s long, brown, and sticky?
Whenever my 8 year old tries this joke out on me (about three times a year) I have to pause and force myself not to respond with “my poop”
Because the light was on.
You know, I like the way you tell it better
Because Nyquil stops the coffin’.
Heard this one as a “spooky ghost story” around the campfire at a summer camp when I was 11 and it was the funniest thing I had ever heard.
There’s way too many good jokes in here!
“Don’t worry, I got him with my door.”
“Guys… I think made a mistake.”
“Guys, I think I fucked up.”
I was trying to comply with OP’s request per language.
Oh. Missed that
no idea! i have a hard time counting when i’m masturbating
You’re a real mean drunk, Superman.
“oh, don’t worry, it was dead before I started”
