Was it in doubt? I heard about Legionnaire’s disease spreading through air conditioning 40+ years ago.

If I can’t win an argument because the other guy has good points I need to reconsider my opinion.

If I can’t win because me not gud talk, maybe not.

It’s because self-righteousness is addictive and they need a fix.

I don’t get it.

Your brother is uncool.

I’ve read that the -ard suffice meant ‘too much’. Wizard = too much wisdom, drunkard = drank too much. I wonder what ‘bastard’ meant too much of.

Currently wishing cancer on the guy who walks right past the stationery cupboard to steal sharpies from my desk.

Private conversations in public at a volume that ensures everyone knows your business.

Steak, bacon and cheese is my current pie of choice. The same bakery where I buy those also has a decent steak and jalapeno pie. And the humble steak and cheese pie is always acceptable, if made well.

It’s yellow.

It’s just a thought experiment, no-one’s actually getting invaded. Don’t go looking for excuses to be recreationally angry.

Well, no. She was struck down. It was her doom.

Weekend at Bernies Spez’s.

They’re good boys, entertaining each other so she can have some personal time.

“We are not collectively responsible for the output of this system we collectively use to run our country”. Disagree.

There’s more to it than just Chernobyl.

Chocolate-coated tacks.

Does all the songs in your favorite music album are masterpieces?

Never did them wasn’t.

You can be born with a name, but not in the same sense that you’re born with kidneys. It’s okay to refer to the kid by whatever name makes everyone feel good.

Someone will be having a problem

Some people are bogon emitters. They radiate fundamental particles of cluelessness.

when I walk over it starts working

Some people are bogon absorbers.