uhh, just like a vanilla cake. no way somebody else goes with that
The question was, invent a new type of dessert, and you lose if someone else can prove that that dessert already exists.
ah dammit. then prove I didn’t invent cake! 😤
Whipped seafoam and cattail mousse.
Bitter Boys. Think Sour Patch kids, but instead of being coated in sour powder, it’s extreme bitterness.
If we are allowed to count things that aren’t sold as candy, this technically does exist. They sell bitterants for various things. Like to stop a child sucking their thumb or discourage pets from chewing/eating something.
But has anyone put it on gummy candy?
Not exactly what you asked, but Myreli makes a bitter melon flavored gummy.
Apparently, yes.
Haribo does make bitter flavored gummy bears sold by prank shops.
Aww dang.
Kind of sounds awesome. Bitter sweets are special
I’ll take it, I guess. I was just trying to think of something so bad nobody would ever make it.
Some liquorice definitely counts as bitter to me
something so bad nobody would ever make it.
If it’s bad, doesn’t it stop being candy? Candy has a half-life, decaying into just “food” by the time nobody regards it as a treat - something invented to be unenjoyable can be considered to decay completely in less than a second, from the moment it gets off production line.
Completely disagree. Show me an example of “candy” becoming “food”. The definition of candy is basically a concentrated sugar product. Lots of people hate black licorice, but that doesnt make it not-candy.
Semi-relevant: I think that pancakes (not crepes) and waffles should be considered dessert, but here people eat them as the main course or part of the main course. I don’t know if they were ever considered dessert though.
Also semi-relevant: fruit. Multiple kinds chopped in a bowl? Dessert. One whole singular item? A healthy snack/food item.
Stir-fry flavoured ice cream.
I don’t know if a new flavour of an existing confection counts.
OP?
That’s a good point 🤔 I don’t think it counts as a new type of dessert, sorry
Wokhei flavored ice cream would go stupid hard 🤤
With some umami soy syrup drizzled on top
This is based off a candy in a book, that I can’t tell if has ever been made:
Under its tamarind glaze, luscious pepsin-flavored nougat, chock-full of tangy candied cubeb berries, and a chewy camphor-gum center.
y’all’re going about this all wrong, trying to come up with things that sound gross. the real strategy is to describe something you wish existed but doesn’t. then if someone points out that it does, you “lose” by finding out about a food you would really like but were unaware of.
anyway, mine is coffee chocolate chip walnut ice cream (even though apparently op says new ice cream flavors don’t count). so if anyone knows where I can buy coffee chocolate chip walnut ice cream, come own me so hard, I’ll be devastated
y’all’re going about this all wrong
anyway, mine is coffee chocolate chip walnut ice cream
(even though apparently op says new ice cream flavors don’t count)
buddy pls
You completely understand the premise, i hope i worded it okay
I made coffee and walnut biscuits once. Lovely recipe, and chocolate chips would be an excellent addition. Yum!
I just buy different flavors that will go together, and overlap, so when one carton is 1/2 empty I’ll get a new flavor that will mix in. So there’s usually a 1/2 carton overlap.
Also mixins like chopped nuts and sauces are good now and then too.
Nice try, Wonka
Candy that smells like the house I grew up in specifically. Totally possible, but guaranteed not to exist. (Especially because there would almost certainly be no market for it, even including me)
Existential horror topped with whipped cream.
Nice try, Slugworth…
I’m thinking of something like an asthma inhaler, but you don’t inhale and instead of medicine being ejected when activated a fine powder of concentrated flavor comes out. The powder flavors your saliva for a few seconds to a minute. And, since rumor has it that 50% of taste is smell, it a complimentary scent will also be exposed when activating.
Tasty flavor treat with minimal or possible even 0 calories.
If someone makes this, it could really improve the quality of life for medically NPO folks.
My only concern is you will be breathing these chemicals in, so if there is any possibility of it being dangerous to you when inhaled, then that would be a bad thing.
Plus, this kind of sorta already exists in the form of vapes.
This, but with thc added.
Are we reverse engineering vapes
More like a fine powder version of sour candy mouth spray.
Somewhere around 2010, there was a chocolate spray.
Honey butter aerogel with suspended almonds and pistachios in a dark chocolate cone.
Hard-candy lozenges flavored with my DNA.
So you’re just gonna be standing on the production line, cranking your hog all day? Weird kink, but okay
avocado flavor bubblegum
I’m thinking a puff pastry roll filled with a minty sweet creamy filling and chocolate chips. That shit would be bomb, tell me it exists already so I can get some!
I don’t think that already exists, but it seems like all you’d have to do is mash up some peppermint patties and put it into the center of a cinnamon roll since cinnamon.
Also, to me, it kind of sounds disgusting.
