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1 day agoI can almost hear the “Brexit means Brexit, simple as, get it done.”
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Cake day: July 20th, 2025
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452·4 days agoUkraine: “Write that down! WRITE THAT DOWN!”
Worse than a crime… This is HERESY!
“HA! Try shitting out of there, Smooth Arse!”
Yo, are those dinosaur shaped Cornish Pasties?
“Testicular torsion casters are always acting tough, right up until a wizard casts [MEND BUTT-CRACK]!”
29·24 days agoWallace, some time later:
“Testicular torsion casters are always acting tough, right up until a wizard casts [MEND BUTT-CRACK]!”
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
Perfect example:
3·1 month agoIn other news: water is wet.
“From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me…”