Tundra_Lifeform@piefed.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agowet snapping soundmedia.piefed.socialimagemessage-square30linkfedilinkarrow-up1174arrow-down120
arrow-up1154arrow-down1imagewet snapping soundmedia.piefed.socialTundra_Lifeform@piefed.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square30linkfedilink
minus-squaremtpender@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up33·1 month ago“Testicular torsion casters are always acting tough, right up until a wizard casts [MEND BUTT-CRACK]!”
minus-squaremtpender@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·1 month ago“HA! Try shitting out of there, Smooth Arse!”
minus-squareBaŝto@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoCan’t you just drill a new one?
minus-squareGreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agoWell, Actually: Yes, the result of the Mend Buttcrack spell would be an acquired anorectal malformation, for which there are several surgical repairs. I don’t think those account for loose angry wizards though, so long-term effects may be uncertain.
minus-squareScratch@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoReaction: Counterspell Action: I Cast… Incurable BO!
“Testicular torsion casters are always acting tough, right up until a wizard casts [MEND BUTT-CRACK]!”
You rapscallion!
“HA! Try shitting out of there, Smooth Arse!”
Can’t you just drill a new one?
Well, Actually:
Yes, the result of the Mend Buttcrack spell would be an acquired anorectal malformation, for which there are several surgical repairs. I don’t think those account for loose angry wizards though, so long-term effects may be uncertain.
Reaction: Counterspell
Action: I Cast… Incurable BO!