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I have a neutrino joke I wanted to tell, but the punchline is almost impossible to spot

Well, yeah, if Iran gets out of this unscathed, russia has to pay money for all those drones. Can’t imagine they have a lot in reserve.

Well, nobody would ever suspect her in that dress

As a part of his pack, it’s your responsibility to ensure he’s well hydrated

This is unironically the case. Cats consider you part of the pack and want to be on the lookout when you’re in a vulnerable position. If they’ve bonded with you, at least.

Very holesome

Cyberpunk had always been dystopian tho. The point of dystopia is that it looks like utopia until you’re in it.

My best estimate is another 6-7 months

Jokes on you, I’m not even good enough to have the imposter syndrome in the first place

Uyghurs? Taiwan? Tibet?

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old…

As a current Motorola user, I might just stick with the brand when it comes the time for replacement

Simply cast away the concept of binary gender, then everyone can be gay with each other

As is every insult

The real bossfight is when you’re holding in a fart but need to sneeze

As a bisexual man, both points are true

They fill every available area and volume at the same time, indeed

I’m sure kelp is on its way

. o O ( meow )

Not so shrimple now, is it