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…i really wanted an EV1 in the late nineties: general motors and the american automotive industry conspired to make certain that domestic market would never incubate, and as a result i’ve resolved never to buy a vehicle from any of their co-conspirators…

…ye gads, elementary school boys are the worst: we had gang urinals (big open troughs) and the shenanigans were epically horrific…

…man, don’t sit on the urinal: it just leaves a mess and leads to awkward face-to-face conversations with the guy standing next to you…

(fifteen cars, jets, and submarines)

…you know, it’s funny, i had vehicle voltron too, and although i never watched the cartoon, my best friend’s little brother did, and i don’t remember ever seeing episodes of the vehicle team, only the lions, although i know vehicle voltron also had a cartoon…

…real exotica was gladiator voltron, three humanoid robots which merged into a larger robot, which i never saw anywhere outside of catalogs…

…those dependas ain’t gonna potamus themselves…

BlickCait.

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…that’s not normal?..

…i’ve kept a wardrobe of identical clothing since the turn of the millenium; a coworker confessed that they had a pool as to whether i actually changed shirts, so they covertly marked a dot on the back of my sleeve and money changed hands when it was gone the next day…

…fifty-five; been working since i was ten years old and everything i brought in after taxes went to finance, insurance, and real estate for the past fourty-five years…i harbour no illusion that i’ll ever enjoy the luxury of retirement, so i try to make the best i can of surviving today and hope to drop dead before i’m unable to work anymore…

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…it worked for my cousin’s girlfriend; didn’t work out so well for my cousin although he doesn’t snore anymore…

…i set up a small bed in the back corner of another room and sleep great every night now…

(american gothic depicts father + spinster daughter, not husband + wife)

…thirty years ago “fag hag” was a common pejorative for groupies; not sure whether that’s still the case…

…my first PC ran a MOS 6502, loaded programs from a philips cassette, and used an acoustic coupler modem…

…the PS/1 was widely available at general retail (including every sears in america) for three years by the time doom swept the shareware scene, including one model fitted with a 486DX and ten models with a 486DX2…