noodlejetski (he/him)

honestly, given Graphene’s social media record, I’d assume they’re translating the video in the least generous way possible

probably not on Instagram though, where this unnecessarily squared screenshot has most likely been taken from.

because in some countries it’s been the default means of communication for over a decade, which means a network effect.

before it was acquired by Facebook

not that it really matters, but it was a few years after the acquisition.

he’s an ophthalmologist and it’s not his actual name, people use pseudonyms online all the time https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr._Glaucomflecken

they wanted the cat, not the Firefox icon.

Azdoufal found that he could look and listen through the vacuums’ live camera feeds and collected more than 100,000 messages from the devices. He could also use any robot’s internet protocol – or IP – address to determine its approximate location.

ur so considerate

don’t forget the Penisgate.