Her hand gesture really makes this photo.

routine menu adjustments are simply how we optimise our endurance to keep our warships in the fight

I’ve said that on Reddit and people bots got mad at me.

FTFY.

We already have drugs that stop women from getting pregnant from direct nuts, let alone stray ones. I’m not saying that female astronauts should go on birth control to let the boys blast rope, but this cannot be the actual reason.

This post has been on the top of my home feed all day and it brought a smile to my face every time I opened Lemmy lol

Horus Rising, the planet Murder. Blood Angels and Emperor’s Children land on the planet, can’t leave, get wrecked by big spiders.

There’s a scene in Space Force where a flight controller can’t do something crucial because of a forced Windows update. I remember thinking “this is such a silly, cheap gag, there’s no way a space organization would use Microsoft”.

Well. I stand corrected.

Holy shit, thank you, finally some explanation for that place. It pops up on my feed sometimes and almost never fails to utterly confuse me.

I mean, there’s only so many ways to do dishes in an entertaining fashion lol

I actually toyed with the idea of making a YouTube channel dedicated to recreating food from other channels and only showing the clean-up. Like “thanks for the tip Babish now I get to scrape off sticky eldritch bullshit from a ridiculously tiny whisk AGAIN” and “we’re going to soak these plates for at least an hour because we fell asleep as soon as the guests left and the sauce hardened into concrete”.

Any YouTube money would’ve gone into a dishwasher fund. I would’ve reviewed the dishwasher after buying it and that would’ve been the last video on the channel.

Semen retention. I think it is (or used to be) a big thing in certain cultures too.

Bad things you can change are problems. Bad things you can’t change are circumstances. Solve the former, work around or adapt to the latter.

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Now that you mention it, hell yes they are!

Well, I know what my players are facing next time they venture into the Underdark…

And here’s the abridged version with the theme song for extra ridiculousness.

Here’s a long but super interesting video on the case for when you get home, made by the guys who made “What pretending to be crazy looks like”, which popped up on everyone’s feed during the pandemic.

Dr. No?

Pepper spray cans also go empty in like 5 seconds. I don’t think these things are designed for longer bursts. Dump 'em and run.