She/Her

breast cancer survivor, web dev professional, succulents, gaming, yarn crafts, 3d printing.

alt: StopForgettingIt@ piefed.social

alt: StopForgettingIt@ dbzer0.com

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Joined 3 years ago
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Cake day: June 28th, 2023

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  • The classic:

    • You look easy to draw

    Others:

    • You are the type of person who makes the teenage cashier at Chipotle explain why guac costs extra.

    • You’re the human equivalent of a bag of salad that goes bad the day you buy it, worthless after I already spent my cash.

    • Talking to you is like using a public restroom, sometimes necessary, never pleasant and leaves me feeling a little gross after.

    • Every conversation with you has the emotional texture of a Terms and Conditions pop-up.

    • Being around you feels like watching someone try parallel park for four minutes.

    and the best I have ever hear with my own ears, which is not mundane, but is excellent when yelling at the top of your lungs so all the neighbors can hear: “You are a supercilious cunt”