Maybe we should start a new worldwide tradition. Sacrifice the 500 richest people to the volcanoes every five years or so. Say it’s to keep away Judgment Day or the astroids or something that the religious nutjobs will buy.

Then asshole parasites (aka billionaires) will stop hoarding to avoid being volcanoed.

Yeah but the ones that die are “suckers and losers”.

(Quote from Pedolf Shitler)

Good fucking God I can’t wait to wake up one day and have the best news delivered to me. Multiple news sources letting me know all fucking day about this great news. It’ll be a great great day.

Not that I would ever go in a BK, but if I hear that shit, I am going to assume it’s sarcasm and that’s going to ruin my day.

I am in there for a burger. The employees are there for their paycheck. As long as I can order one, I don’t care if they did little more than grunt as a reply.

Also that sounds a bit humiliating and demeaning. I really don’t care for this…

On a dating app, shockingly enough. I’d been single for a year and not really social so I decided to check out an app just to see how it’d go. He pretty much did the same thing. Zero expectations. Zero hope, really.

We were in the same city. Liked a lot of the same games and movies. Talked for three months prior to meeting (in case one of us was a psycho killer-- safety first!).

We are on our sixteenth year and he’s still the most interesting person on the planet.

Totally not sus at all

Surprise surprise. A MAGAt moron.

One so stupid he went there despite the Pedo-in-Chief not even being there…

Just another right wing nutjob. This one probably finally had enough (but would still vote republikkkan) of all the grifting and pedo talk.

Why were the SS there if PEDOnald wasn’t even there? Sounds sus.

Demand the money back and give it to the people as a tax refund.

Where is my governor?! She better get on the wagon train and do the same!

Well, like the Pedo-in-Chief said: smart people don’t like me.

So there’s your reason for smart people fleeing the swamp.