Often, and hard.

That’s a really hasty (hazy?) generalization of the US. The 50501 riots should tell you that a large fraction of Americans are not for this, but their heavily gerrymandered voting system shackles them to it

Im just going to post this again for no reason

Well I was born in a hospital around 1:29pm

Backdoor blowhards 8

It’s not that funny tbh, they’re people being treated poorly by their government

Yup, I had no idea how fucked you guys were with the taxes thing until I learned you had to declare it twice if living abroad

Bless his cumming, and bless the yellow water he gives so freely upon my face

Warrendra Rugs. Good rugs at Warrendra prices

If you ever have kids, never make a grilled cheese

As an alternative, please download and print out a picture of a full moon and fax your blood to us in a PDF

That she might be down to clown if the circus is in town, but our boy left her hanging around at the dog pound

There’s a sci-fi author named Cordwainer Smith.

I’m guessing in a former life he was a black smith but couldn’t hack it in the forge and so turned to a life of shoestrings instead

"Me, I’ve got a secret motor in the bottom bracket powered by batteries in the shaft

you don’t grift a shitty product because you think it’s worth something, you grift it because you think someone else will.

The ones hoarding toilet paper during the pandemic didn’t do so because they thought it was an intrinsically sublime product. They did it for the grift

Later, Ebony confronts Vampire, as well as an entirely naked Draco, in front of Severus Snape’s class.

Hmm.

You see me now a veteran, of a thousand internet wars.
I’ve been living on the edge so long, where the tones of dialup roar.
And I’m young enough to look at, but far too old to meme
All the scars on the inside…

The story begins with Ebony entering a relationship with Draco Malfoy, who is depicted as shy, sensitive, and bisexual.

Huh.

3-2-1 Backup Rule: Three copies of data at two different types of storage media, with 1 copy offsite

It is, they even reference it in the IT crowd.

“So I followed him to the restaurant.”
“She was his sister, wasn’t she.”
“Yeah.”