Ya!

What the fuck is a warfighter? Do they mean soldiers? Is this newspeak?

Just give her your phone number.

Perfection

But dogs are afraid of vacuums

What kind of weakling has to go to the hospital after a snowball fight

S&MBC

Everyone here seems to be missing the point of the question. The chicken isn’t the key point. It stands in for all egg laying animals. To rephrase the question: how is it possible that an early species was able to develop egg laying abilities, considering the problem of that animal not having been born from an egg? I suspect the real answer has something to do with fish …

Build a fire for a man, and he will be warm for a day. Light that man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Is that a tongue?

There’s a chance he would have died in a hail of gunfire, and probably gotten a lot of innocent bystanders killed as well, and a certainty that if he had survived, he would have gone to jail for the rest of his life. I don’t know what the solution is to the problems my country is facing right now, but I know for a fact that what you’re suggesting is not the solution.

Are you suggesting he should have used the gun that he had on him?

Tell that to Alex Pretti

You had me right up to the last word.