the salad?

the mom threw herself at them, it was dirty like a soul crying for freedom after years of torment and then the sweet sweet delivery of freedom and orgasms were had by all

when I was a boy (GenX), avocados were so cheap, they almost gave them away

my mom complained one time when they were 25c

one of my friends that grew up in California had a tree in his back yard and he never purchased one until he moved to Washington State in his 20s

The fact that it became a target for attacking millennials is so crazy. That people took it seriously for a bit is laughable. To this day my wife and I make jokes that it costs a new mortgage to have one.

There’s a novel called The Overstory and a central theme of it is the trees and the people that come to a moment where a tree changed their life. They try to change to the same mindset as they think the trees have to have another moment with the trees. It’s disaster for the people ultimately and the tree is just like what did you expect, you have your time and we have had ours

Plus no dust, so when you get the machine dialed in, it just stays that way

A talking donkey?

That’s crazy!

I’m hoping someone tells me soon! My dick is getting raw…

Awesome. Stunning! I want to just keep looking

I live in the states and I rarely get news stories about Mississippi. It’s got it’s problems but it’s not a world power that controls the voice of billions of people. Your analogy sucks.

the revelation of understanding hit me so hard when I figured out that all those jackasses that walk around with their gun exposed or the dicks that bring their AR into a coffee shop… they are Don Quixote in real life! And that is frightening!

JDVance is fucking Sancho Panza almost as a mirror… life imitating art

Holy shit! Thank you for this great news 🙏

No it doesn’t LoL but I think that’s why it is what it is. I think you have to come to the conclusion that Don is a terrorist and if you don’t see it yet, here’s another chance!

I usually put newspapers and a couple sports team blogs

RSS is by far the best way to read a newspaper imo

Feeder on android is my jam

if you take mass transit, its a great way to pass the time

for me the biggest most amazing feature was the opendyslexia font being built into the system. Reading with dyslexia can become a difficult thing, especially if its Time Roman. But I found that I could read and comprehend effortlessly with that font. I read Candide, Don Quixote, Count of Monte Cristo… books that I would have never imagined that I could have read and wouldn’t have been able to without that font and the kindle to make it accessible and always kept my page and only gave me a page at a time so I wouldnt get overwhelmed with the size of the book. DQ and CoMC are very long stories

He’s hoping he gets lucky

Stay true to yourself and accept that you can’t win but you also don’t have to settle.

In the biggest picture it really is what you do now. Be mindful of the now. You can’t do anything about then. You might be able to have an effect on the next.

So make your now as better as you can and do whatever it takes to make the next the best it can be.

Do your self a favor and be honest with what you can and can’t do.

If you can, then you should do

If you can’t, then find the way that makes it so you can.

I believe in you friend. I can’t really explain how much you have against you but it’s nothing new. Make sure to figure out your priorities and set goals to make it happen while being ready to take advantage of options.

Opportunity and timing and the truth factors in life.

Make sure you take the opportunity when it comes. It will come and sometimes it comes with baggage or in the most inopportune moment

Make sure to walk into his office the day after and ask him if he’s winning yet

Did you fuck his mom yet?

That’s the true power play. Fuck the CEOs Mom and make him call you daddy