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@cybercafe@lemmy.world Well he sure seems like a creep.

That is prescient.

Trees don’t grow in the dark, too.

Yeah you did.

I heard this on a radio program, I think about 20 years ago now… I remember they then went over to the weather guy, who they jokingly asked which nostril they were currently breathing from.

I was impressed with the weather guy, who hadn’t heard their segment on the nostrils, and still wittingly responded, “the middle one”.

Anything’s a sauce if you’re brave enough 🎶

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I just think it’s very cool. Needs root, though.

They have their own F-Droid repo, too!

I remember using Windows Commander, its predecessor, when I was like ten years old. My dad knew good software.

Good on you.

Actually it wasn’t really night time either, was it?

Did he… Spit on a child? Burn a girl’s underwear? Glue someone’s letterbox closed?

(I understand. You don’t need to tell me. I just felt like improvising.)

There were some rumors, too, but I won’t get into that.

You can’t tease us like this.

Unfortunately. Alcoholism is basically more socially acceptable than teetotalism there.

They have clearly not been to the Netherlands, then.

That’s a haring.

Choke on a noodle.

Ahhh yes. Now I get it. Not being a native speaker makes these synonym jokes pass me by, sometimes. Thanks.

I don’t get it.

I’ll bring the lube!

“Reason for blocking: ‘Too excited.’” 😅