it’s the drunk crashers giving the beveraged drivers a bad name

If they got batteries

I want them batteries

“It’s okay, because it’s Microsoft” is management’s response when I raise a concern at work.

Heaven forbid you use an open source tool that isn’t on the software whitelist yet

I might be confused, but I thought creatine gives your muscles a minor"second wind" kinda thing so you can push yourself to do some extra reps? It’s not like a steroid kinda thing, I was told.

Why don’t you work there anymore

Counting or not counting gang violence

I haven’t held a bottle at that angle since I was 19 years old

Maybe I could be the FBI director if I start drinking again

Do I really want to know?

Was this a meta joke and you had a chatbot write your comment?

if someone said this to me I’d cry