RobotsLeftHand

Comes out perfectly fluffy every time. I love my Zojirushi. There’s a reason they’re a standard wedding present in Japan. Super high quality and buy-it-for-life.

Yeah, that Zojirushi has enough computers in it to adjust to most user mistakes. And anyone spending the money on one would know that.

Combined with the various bold statements and it paints quite a picture of just how controlling this person is.

Or I receive an already open item. I get those so much that that alone stops me from using amazon.

Good lord, how many armpits do you have!?

You can’t consider that without also considering the alternative: Is going sober at a festival preferable to possibly taking too many edibles while in public?

It’s absolutely plausible. I know a guy who posts just like this.

I feel it’s bad form to put the punchline in the post title.

Don’t let others downplay the “quality” of your protest. “It doesn’t really matter, does it?” is the #1 enemy of protests.