Dark triad personality traits

I think I want to see a scatter plot of “amount of delay effect in music being played” on one axis and “thc content of ambient air” on the other before ruling that out as a confounding variable.

Trade for Alberta?

Weeding the yard, one grass plant at a time

It’s an old-fashioned word, like ‘groceries’.

Aaaaaaagh- ! thump thump thump thump

Jimmy was ejected from the U-Haul.

. . .

Jimmy was not an imposter.

. . .

2 imposters remain.

I wish that were my reaction to this. Instead, it’s a “DUH. No shit.”

Don’t stay inside. Find the nearest place to where you live with a lot of trees and few people, and go there, and walk. It won’t cure it, but at least won’t make matters worse the way sitting being sad in your room will.

Well, the purpose of a first date is to find out if you both “initially like” each other, right? If so, there will be a second date; if not- not. So this sounds like a first-and-last date scenario, either way.

That means it’s an easy choice. I have to go with #1- no awkward burden of trying to get rid of her in a diplomatic way. No one is losing any sleep over why that weird boring guy they dated one time and didn’t like, never called back .

In reality though- dating isn’t a thing I do or would start doing. So not really qualified to advise on it.

I want to get off Mr. Bones’ Wild Tunnel of Non-Communication

…But I do deny them my- essence.

Huh, how abot that- looks almost like the map I saw earlier today, of states where they let the schools beat your kids for you.

Even better:

You are most likely to remember a dream you had right before you wake up, and you are sure to wake up right after a need-to-pee dream. So, the guys currently working on how to insert ads into your dreams think this one shows real promise as an exploitable dream ad template.

And “social justice warriors” are very much a “fucking chud” thing to give shit about.