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Just, don’t get them wet now. 😳

Watch it, you’re likely to get an award if you’re any more humble! Take it from me. ^*please.*

I’ve long held that the next ones built need to have a sign up top that reads “Heroes Work Here” (+ an apostrophe for “work of”, too)

I can understand how it might feel that way, but we’re not there yet. 😅

The corpos don’t have any reason to change. 🥲

Hey, he was ahead of his prehistoric kin in many ways, and no one who knew him called him “Al”. It’s just simply “Bert”. ☝🏼

MFW I realize I’m all thumbs!

Corpo doesn’t like that, though. 😜

Thank you for using “loose” correctly. 🤩🖖🏼

they’re one of the most dangerous things you could voluntarily run on your PC.

This cannot be stressed enough.

If you have a PC that: 1. you only run games on, 2. have nothing at all on it otherwise, and 3. airgap the shit outta the whole thing, you’re still not safe. ☝🏼

Y’all do you, though. Do your research, vet all sources, and follow their instructions to the t. Good luck, fellow mariners! 😅

Smooth enshittification*

Runny, even.

Now, that’s a doc we all need around! 🥰

Whenever I hear someone slopping that “adage” out, I silently note that they’ve no idea how many of the Apollo astronauts were able to return to Earth safely. (It rhymes with “female mathematicians”, btw.)

For Halloween he could go as Fully-Hedgeless Nick 🤪

The weirdest tan egg I’ve ever seen.

We’re already plastic enough to chew on it.

Theor, short for theoretically, I presume? I’m keeping up. 🤩

What’s a brane?

No argument there 🤣

A virus got your “o”.