Shit yourself as LOUDLY as possible

what he do

I noticed how you didn’t say any less either ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Hydropower causes more deaths than nuclear reactors

sauce

Edit: sorry, changed the link because I had copied the wrong one. New one is not AI slop, I apologize

nice, sloppy seconds

Nah, fuck that. The only difference is that older conservatives hid their bigotry better. They were smarter. But they were no less manipulative or oppressive. They voted and cheered for people who flooded poor neighbourhoods with drugs to create their war on drugs, so they could target blacks and hippies, drastically increased the gap between rich and poor, have supreme court justices appointed over 3 decades ago that still wreak havoc on human rights today.

Edit: some*** older conservatives

It’s the only kind I have

༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽

woah, we got a situation over here

sigh I’ll never master the art of horny memes, this is artisanal

if there’s no risk of pregnancy there’s no risk of attachment

How I’ve managed to only date women that are serious about birth control I think is the universe protecting me from myself

If it killed my hot twink boyfriend I would fight however I had to

You have to watch it in H

To the people who feel personally attacked, may I recommend garter belts for your socks

it sounds like a cool job but who would they even go to complain to for harassment?

“In our 17th hour of boning, I was getting a bit tired. violet08_ slapped me and told me to ‘stay hard, idiot’”

“That’s great pal, you kids keep having fun, make sure my daughter stays hydrated”

That’s why I always shout “first to cum doesn’t have to clean up the mess”

I win every time 😎

I mean it is technically correct

Maybe Hell is just so full of red tape that it was only thousands of years after it had been a predominant language, did they switch to Latin for all contracts. In another 1000 years, they’ll switch to Mandarin, by which point we’ll be speaking duck.