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Oh this is interesting. I just the learned a word that could fit this.
Word of the Day: Felching
Meaning: a slang term for a sexual act that involves sucking or consuming semen out of a partner’s anus or, less commonly, a vagina.
cums so hard it blasts out the other end
All cum is just 13 billion year old hydrogen anyway.
But yeah. If you are eating enough cum it eventually contributes to the general santorum situation.
20 or 25 years ago, I said something similar to a boyfriend of mine. He broke up with me a week later.
Sounds like you dodged a bullet
But not the cum bullets,
but the butt cum… (Rim shot)
Maybe if they meet they behave like a Newton’s cradle?
I see RFK, Jr has found Lemmy.
Why is nobody considering the possibility that she took the cum out of her ass and swallowed it, and is just being coy about it?
Literally what happens in one of the first porn videos I remember watching (probably not among the first I watched, just, uh, memorable)
You could also do this in reverse.
Anal -> cock wipedown -> BJ (no swallow) -> Make Out -> Rimjob
… I … guess step 2 is technically optional.
shudders
Why are you shuddering about the optionality of step two, when 3 steps down the line there’s a rimjob planned?
Because its depths were recently plumbed (see step 1), and then the … undesirable residue from said plumbing was hopefully mostly disposed of (see step 2), so, its likely relatively clean enough for kisses, in step 5.
I guess i need to put in Step 0 of ‘probably use lube’? If that wasn’t obvious? So… anyway, it’ll mostly taste like lube + cum.
Is “Shhhh, is only smells” too old/obscure a reference?
Unfortunately yes, at least for myself.
… link?
Here’s your poo nugget xir.
(almost puked in my mouth watching this)
This is probably my best option here. The links to the actual content are in that thread if you’re still curious after reading the description, but I wouldn’t feel comfortable linking you directly to a post-anal blowjob with a poo nugget.
Oh dear lord.
I uh… I think I’m good, thats enough of an answer lol.
Autofelching, if you will.
I mean, I wouldn’t, but if, like… $700 were involved…
Have some self respect, I wouldn’t go any lower than like $800.
Autofelching for 800 Alex
The cum would be dissolved in the stomach by all the acids and probably also absorbed by your intestines as useful nutrition.
So the answer is no, they won’t.
useful nutrition
So you’re saying I can live off cummy wummies?
To summarize: to meet all your nutritional needs with semen, you’d need about 400ml per day to get 2000 calories. That’s between 80 and 130 normal human cumshots per day. However, if you were to go non-human, it might be different. A horse, for example, would only need 2 to 3 cumshots a day to fulfill your caloric needs.
However, you’ll still need to supplement with some vitamins and minerals that aren’t typically found in semen. The complete lack of fiber might also be an issue, so you’d probably want a fiber supplement as well.
I have a mixture of awe and concern from the depth of this information
Depth you say.
Maybe for the average person. Every time I cum, I produce a quart.
Sounds like that would make masturbation quite inconvenient.
So your saying Glock can solve hunger?
Neither horses nor human men are 100% efficient at turning calories consumed into calories available for digestion in semen. For most circumstances, consuming vastly larger quantities of semen will increase, rather than decrease, the total number of calories needed for everyone to not starve to death.
Not exactly equivalently, a human centipede-esque ring of men continuously sucking each other off would starve eventually.
Sooo more horses?
You will need a fairly large amount, is that okay and do you need help?
my resolve knows no bounds 😏
Everyone does, or did at one point
Not with that attitude
Not to mention you’d have to hold the ass-cum up your ass the whole time you’re waiting for the mouth-cum to make its way down to the ass-cum, and that doesn’t seem likely
Just time the former about 20 hrs after the latter
Question is when does cum stops being cum?
Depends on how deep in we are talking here
I lose my bet it’s Mickey7 post
I blocked him, but reading that guys modlog is a trip
It lacks a certain boomer flare. Maybe needs an extra hint of misogyny?
Second wave misogyny.
As far as I can see this meme can work just as well for men/men couple, trans and fluid. Just unilaterally sick and depraved for everyone 👍
People aren’t recognizing that it says “has ever” and not “will ever” so I think poster is talking about when they were hanging in the semen factory
Technically, the human body is a giant tube … if you follow the surface area of the outer skin, it follows a continuous membrane through your body. The surface area of your lips, all through your digestive system follows the same surface membrane as your anus. The actual human part of us is housed behind the membrane. And anything we put in our mouth eventually exits the rear (and it some extreme instances, ejects out both ends).
We are just a giant walking tube
Large portions are absorbed through the membrane, and cleverly placed sphincters make time for chemical processes to permanent alter many of the things we eat. The things that go in (other than corn kernel shells) aren’t the same anymore when they leave.
And anything we put in our mouth eventually exits the rear
Yes, but by the time it gets to the rear, it won’t be ‘cum’ anymore.
This leads to my favorite art tag:
cum from mouthWe genuinely kind of are. Biology even has a name for this: all animals that are tubes are called chordates
Don’t forget that there are also two divisions of chordates: one where the mouth develops first, and one where the anus develops first*. Guess which one we fall into… :D
*::: spoiler spoiler Side note, ‘develop’ may have different meaning here (it’s like a dimple forming) :::
That’s the default, tell me about the non chordal ones.
Jellyfish, starfish, sea urchins, sponges, coral, etc … along with quite a lot of microscopic organisms.
uhmmm jelly fish
apparently Monostromatic animals?
I couldn’t get a wiki article that word
Not a big truck.
You can, however, just dump stuff into it.
Sperm ain’t gonna make that whole journey in one piece.
Maybe not your sperm…
what about those with those …filling… fetishes.
or those with large amounts of ejaculate.surely there are cases of shitting ( probably dead )sperm. ?
i dunno. I’ve already thought too much about this today.
Have you ever eaten so much that you ended up shitting out undigested food? Probably not. Normally, you’d puke long before that happened.
I knew someone with chrons who sometimes found partly undigested food after shitting
Yes, someone with serious digestive issues like Crohn’s disease could potentially accomplish this feat.
When you said our next sexual experiment would involve corn on the cob, this is not what I envisioned.
The cum in the ass would have to stay there for a long time. I don’t know what the absorbency rate is for the colon walls and seminal fluids though, so no guarantee your ass won’t just eat it up before it could even happen.
The cum in the ass would have to stay there for a long time.
Depends on your timing. All you have to do is wait a while before the back door party.
😋
Doesn’t hurt to try
