“If you want somebody you can trust, trust yourself” - Bob Dylan
I only lie about how I’m feeling, nothing else.
Ya shouldn’t.
Trust me, ya really shouldn’t.You shouldn’t. I’m just a
dognormal person on the internet.You definitely should not, I only give bad advice.
Well, I don’t believe you! Quick, tell me where I should invest my entire life savings. Since I know you’re lying, I’m sure to get rich off this.
There’s no one place you should invest it. Keep some liquid, in a high-yield savings account, for emergencies. Put the bulk of it in a diversified stock portfolio. Add to the portfolio and the emergency account monthly, as well as investing in any available IRA or 401K up to at least the employer match.
Pfft. Nevermind. That’s the most ridiculous thing I’ve heard all day, and I talk to myself. So a pretty low bar already.
Trust trust trust trust trust trust. You can/nt trust me. Trust is possible. Trust has existed before. You know.
Because I guarantee it!
Would I ever lie to you?Bro Just trust me. Do your own research and you’ll find out I’m not shitt’n ya
Trust takes time.
However awful I might turn out to be for you, I’d still be better than a redditor.
I’m a disembodied head so you can trust me. You can trust me
