Thanks to the commentator who provided an uncensored version - have a bonus meme

  • PhilosoDOOM@lemmy.world
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    22 days ago

    At one point in my life I was living in a dank California basement room, spending 99% of my time in bed due to a severe mental health crisis, 2 years straight.

    One night I saw a spider chilling at the bottom of one of my bedposts. I took a picture of it and went back to bed.

    8 years later I used image search to identify what kind of spider it was.

    It was a brown recluse the size of my hand.

    • remon@ani.social
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      22 days ago

      The problem with that story is that there are no brown recluses in California. They have some desert recluses in the south-east, but they barely interact with humans.

      It was a brown recluse the size of my hand.

      They also don’t get this big. You most certainly misidentified some other brown spider.

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          22 days ago

          I’m not getting a very good picture of the actual spider here but I have to agree with the first AI suggestion from what I’m seeing. Reluctantly. Definitely not a recluse, though.

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              22 days ago

              Poor thing lost a leg on the left! But yeah, Titiotus is a very good suggestion, checks all the boxes … it kind of annoys me because I probably wouldn’t have thought of Zoropsidae, because we only have the one here in Europe.