cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/52056086
Oh yeah? Well I got a 4 dimensions waifu! (Don’t get her mad or she’ll flip you… And the world will be mirrored)
Behold, my 4th dimensional waifu.
4D women:
- a 3rd eye on the forehead, capable of shooting lazer
- has vast knowledge of the nether-realm
- can see in dark
- doesn’t need a phone, can talk telepathically
- speaks every language
- blue skin
- horns
- tail
- retractable nails for self defense and climbing
- the belly button is a sex hole
Life after the dimension collapse triggered by making a ruckus in the dark forest universe.
That’s 0d
1d waifu:
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This is 1d waifu, but viewed from the end.
You’re inside the waifu!
Mimi’s watching her waifu from a Z-perspective.
Yours is cute though.What a freak
Technically correct. The best kind of correct.
Dude, wtf? NSFW!
Also, checkout that line segment.
A 0D Waifu is technically a 1D Waifu with 0 length!
3d Waifu with 0 volume
the 1d waifu is a 2d waifu with 0 height
And it wouldn’t be a waifu without some unrealistic body proportions!
…- .-- …-
That’s not SOS, cause SOS is … — …
What does it mean, then?*Checks*
“uwu”
Thanks for making me feel like learning Morse 20 years ago, has finally paid off.
mimi confirmed lacking in linear algebra
Do they have to shout “EEE!” as they walk though flatland so not to accidentally kill other 2D creatures?
That could also be a 2-d waifu viewed by a 2-d observer. Or a 1-d waifu viewed by a higher dimensional observer. 👍
Mimi confirmed bi
Bilateral
bilinear
Bipolar.
Bipartisan
a real gooner who’s not picky 💪
Pfft imagine still thinking waifus that fit entirely within our concept of space-time are hot. 5d waifus are where it’s at.
Few problems.
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We are 3D beings and watch our weight on flat 2D surface
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A 2D being will watch their 1D waifu on a 1D surface so a single line. And a 1D being will also a be a line segment not a point like source
There are no 2D beings.
Checkmate.
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No one has ever said what the dude in the first panel says. No one…
Oh, my sweet, summer child…










