Let’s help Pete Hegseth a bit.
You guys come with proposals,
and I’ll pick the winner.
And looking at all the options so far,
although not explicitly named,
Abdul-Malik al-Houthi seems to be the winner so far.
US military to be lead by ansarallah from now on? huh.
Joyce Beattie
Easy. Just don’t teach them how to lose.
I was gonna say me, but someone else already said Charlie Sheen and I can’t compete with that
Jackie Weaver
Gary Busey
Has to be Dan Quagmire. Didn’t hear anything but superlative compliments from fellow officers. Of course, Hegseth would have to personally sample the testosterone level, but hey, Pete might enjoy that.
Mark Kelly
Obama
gotta be Charlie Sheen, ig
From now on the superbowl will be held every 4 years and the winning team will be the joint president of usa.
Former Gen. Mark “I’ve read Karl Marx, I’ve read Lenin, I’ve read Mao Zedong” Milley
tell them to call goku
