I never get any of the cool shit from cereal brands.
Love the radio noise surrounding it in the photograph
It has a half-life.
It would be all over the photo, though.
It’s all fun and games until science comes into play
Unless it’s a very massive pinhole camera?
Made of lead
Looks absolutely radiant.
it’ll positively make you glow!
LPT: If it tells you to “drop and run”, it’s because the owner is trying to stop you from stealing it.
But take a close look to be sure. Some less valuable sticks look very similar but lack the warning.
Madame Curie’s exclusive balm
If you strap this to your balls you’ll shoot loads like the Hulk.
Crack it open!
Oh man 😝 Like 3 months ago I dropped a tube of classy chapstick and realized it was mostly regular-sized chapstick with a classy cover.
I now know what I must do 😎☢️
Oooh, a real Drop and Run! Expensive taste
It probably has asbestos in it (no really).
Don’t open it
Wrong. Its a ww2 vibrator.
It’ll light up some other lips.
You know it’s legit because it’s heavy.
Thats how you know it is expensive.
So put it back.
That was the prize in the cereal box, wasn’t it?
That reddit watermark always makes me cringe
Totally ruins the “My girlfriend” part of the joke too, especially since the image effects are another part of the joke
