A mixture of two:

1. Clippy
2. Those from Fallout 76 where 8 paperclips fill your inventory capacity to max

The kind that haunts your word documents

I see you’re trying to create a Lemmy post! Would you like to:

Link to a meme?

Complain about AI?

Overthrow Capitalism?

I’d be made of nitinol so I would always retain my shape.

The kind you had removed from your anus three months ago, and that you refused to explain to the doctor.

A universal paperclip.

A shitty nonfunctional paperclip

Bulldog clip.

Finds it very hard to open up. Closed off. Hard to work with. Ugly and obtuse. Easily dropped.

The kind that got bent a weird way to press an internal reset button