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There needs to be a Fallout Raider faction called Great Tits and their signature meal is cracked skull brain omelette.
Grand Tetons
Great tits make me brainless too
Pack it up, folks. We already have the best comment…
I gave it its 69th upvote. Nice.
You and me both
Even unremarkable tits are known to have this affect on me
Found the dad in the comments 👨
Guilty
I dunno man, I think your joke was quite innocent, actually.
I am yet to see an offensive dad joke though
My boyfriend went through a period in our 20s where he became a dad-joke-demon. He was a massive hit with my friends, while I considered it a domestic violence situation.
Every other day he would walk into the room with a smile on his face and I just knew. I just knew that now came the newest onslaught. One dad joke after the other until I was begging for mercy on the floor and then he had the nerve to ask me which ones to go use on the kids at work the next day. He was a hit with them too. Had dad-joke Fridays with them for years. Pure, unfiltered evil.
I still have life long trauma from the first time him, my brother in law and my dad were in a room together and one of them, probably my boyfriend, started making dad jokes and then they took turns delivering their best ones and laughing because they were sooooooo funny. When people speak about the “evil of man” this is it.
😜
My honest reaction every time I see something like this. For what it’s worth, the small mammals were pipistrelle bats, and other flesh and organs were missing. I don’t think they’ve ever been reported to eat rodents.
Source?
What you want to do is go to a search engine, and do an image search for
mind blowing great tits. You’ll probably have to turn the content filter off because the image may be gory. Then, just go to the page associated with the most relevant image.Don’t forget to share with the class!
It’s a video. I’ll see if I can get it to auto play here:
Just like me!
I’ve seen chickens do this to other chickens. It’s normal for them to peck at each other a bit, but if they see blood, they go crazy. They also eat eggs sometimes. Chickens, though
Chickens actively hunt and eat mice, as well. I’ve actually seen one of my chickens find, slam around until dead (I fucking hope it was dead anyway), and swallow whole a mouse.
Brutal little creatures. They would 100% kill and eat you if they were big enough/ you were small enough.
Humans are a very fortunate size, aren’t we? A little bigger, and we’d be extinct like most megafauna. A little smaller, and our place on the food chain would be very different.
You know that we are megafauna. And the extinct megafauna had the misfortune to be either good eating for H. Sapiens, or were too dangerous to us to let live
You know the reason why most of the recent megafauna went extinct? (Mammoths, big birds, giant sloth, saber toothed cat, …)
Their feet got too big for their boots?
They got too big for their britches?
Dinosaurs, ey?
(Quick edit: As I am not close enough to biology this statement may be incorrect as chickens may not technically belong to the category [whichever level and correct name it may be/have] of dinosaur. In this case I am sorry for perpetrating this misinformation)
Avian dinosaurs certainly existed, it isn’t inaccurate to just call them dinosaurs.
Chickens typically eat eggs when they have a vitamin deficiency, although that’s why typically obligate herbivores will sometimes eat baby birds and small rodents.
Eat their brain, gain their knowledge.
Birds never stopped being dinosaurs 🤷
Anyone who has owned chickens knows this for a fact. They’re fucking brutal.
And if you give them a fake tail they walk like dinosaurs.
Last year I witnessed a bird MURDER another bird over some dispute over bird seeds.
I prefer small tits
Me too.
Great Tits man
Apparently horses sometimes eat small birds. They shouldn’t but it seems it can happen if they are hungry, or bored and/or curious.
And cows sometimes eat frogs 🤷🏻
A family member had a mule that had to be kept away from the chickens, as the animal would gobble up any chick within reach.
It wasn’t casual, it wasn’t out of hunger.
The vet was horrified when he saw it happen, even after being warned.
It’s an easy source of nutrition. Why wouldn’t you gobble up some chicks?
Exactly.
I once read an article where a biologist stated that herbivores should be instead considered oportunistic carnivores.
Oportunistic carnivores? Too lazy to hunt prey you mean.
🎶 I ate a chick and i liked it 🎶
I hope my farmers don’t mind it
Imagine being bored and just like “oops I ate this living thing that was screeching trying to escape”
Well, i usually open the fridge out of boredom and casually give a bite to a dead chicken that is stored there… sometimes i just take a slice of a monolith of emulsionated pigs.
Just let me slap you in the face with my boobs bro, it’s just really cold bro, it’s just until your skull cracks open and i can eat your brains bro, please bro, they’re great tits bro, it’s science bro
Fool of me, I searched “Great Tits” to learn more about this bird and, well… Don’t do it.
I want a review of great tits for wendsday, first hour.
Yeah, but what a way to go!
