Disappointingly his lawyer wasn’t Harvey Birdman
The best part about this is that his songs pissed off the cops so much that they couldn’t just be satisfied with stealing his shit; they had to take him to court about how much he hurt their feelings!
They look ten times more ridiculous than if they had just let it go.
Cops are not exactly the brain trust of society.
They likely sued because he has them on video directly stealing cash out of one of his jackets. Thry were hoping he’d shut up.
Randy Walters is a son of a bitch
♫That’s why I fucked his wife and got filthy rich!♫
If you haven’t seen, his testimony is hilarious. Clip here: https://youtu.be/0pvJmxe7LdE?t=1217
Ooooooooooooo
I was not going to steal that poundcake,
but I was high.
So I scarfed down that poundcake,
because I was highAnd now I’m stuck in court and I know why… yeah why…
Watched Aftoman’s testimony. It’s beggars belief that the police’s attorney repeatedly demands sympathy from both Afroman and the jury for the poor, victimized police officer’s hurt feelings and embarrassment after her action were made public.
Afroman puts it well when the attorney is trying to get that sympathy, “But I’m not a person. She is. I’m sorry for being a victim. Let’s talk about the predators [instead].”
Your honor, the jury is clearly packed with girls from Kentucky.
I have been trying to figure out where to post the local news clip of him winning.
It really was sweet to see how the community actually really came out in support of him and they were handing out lemon pound cake at the courthouse.
That picture! He needs to be in a 90s Capcom fighting game.
Namco, not Capcom
Alternate skin for both Guile and Balrog.
Afro man def put up a badass response to that questioning…
But it’s with also mentioning the prosecutor is fucking terrible at his job.
Afroman did a great job in the stand, but the prosecutor was straight up LAME in their questioning.
The lawyer rolled over at the end of questioning, that’s rare…
I sense a new song coming
If this man isn’t the next President of the United States, I’m leaving.
So, you know the Afroman is pro-Trump, right?
He’s just a very viral man who knows how to pander for votes.
Dude is wearing American flags.
He wore said suitin the concert I was at, and played a Marijuana leaf guitar. Dude is a meme.Edit it was a dollar bills suit
Y’all, the videos he made are absolute bangers.
Good news!
Humming this tune right now:
He made dis tracks for them all. Randy’s is relatively tame
I really hope to have the outlook afroman currently has about this type of situation. Where a massive miscarriage of justice was perpetrated and he makes fun songs about it. I mean the gucking lemon pound cake was just the god damned cherry on top of the acab massive library of shittiness.
those songs were hilarious, that lick’em low lisa is like 15 mins and they had to listen to it in court lmao 💀
If you haven’t yet, you need to listen to “Why You Disconnecting My Video Camera.” Banger.
best song of his out of all of the ones he released about this and it’s not even close
