Up (or, as they’d call it, Down).
In a movie where the antagonist tries and fails to hunt down and kill a flightless bird? I could see it.
Crocodile Dundee
It’s suddenly a movie about a weirdly elitist Australian talking down to a bunch of Australian expats.
Ironman
Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace
No, I will not elaborate. But you can see it.
My puny, three-dimensional brain cannot fathom Australian Jar-Jar Binks.
Or as Dundee One Kenobi would call him: That floppy eared cunt.
Braveheart
Smokey and the Bandit
Muppets Christmas Carol
Superman might be cool if only because it’d finally be something “different” but not “edgier”.
Red Son but he lands in the Australian outback.
“Oi, ya cunt, you put Lois Lane down now!”
Like, Ma and Pa Kent still keep their origin but their son just inexplicably has an Australian accent? Maybe that’s how they all sound on Krypton
The prompt says EVERYONE is aussie
Crocodile Dundee, all of them. Make Paul hogan the least bogan of the cast.
2001
“fraid I can’t dollarydoo that, Dave.”
Whatdya doin’, ya cunt?
12 Angry Men
“I’m just sayin’ it’s possible, ya daft cunt!”
Star Wars
Blade Runner
I think it would add a delightful extra layer of weird to Rubber.
I’m not sure if that movie needs another layer of weird.
It’s like garlic. You can have too much, but too much is a fucking lot, way more than the recommended amount.
Gone with the Wind
Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a …
