You women and your “precious” height preferences, or should I say height requirements. I’m going to blame this on your parents. Your parents met in the 80’s or 70’s, an era where women were of unparalleled beauty, and young men from those decades always dreamed of drowning in them. Your mother obviously stood out in her high school and college, chewing gum or with a lollipop, and got all the attention for her looks. Only for her to be cruel to guys shorter than her or her height, and ended up with a tall, muscular, long-legged, big-haired jock who was a bully during his youth. And then they both raised their daughters to view the tall as the attractive and handsome ones, and tell them that they’re the ones “all” girls dream of. And then wished for them to end up with a 6 foot tall Prince Charming who could protect her, because apparently short men can’t protect because they’re “weak”… Your parents never should’ve met

And fuck the 80s. It had too many tall men, the decade was too masculine, and women and schoolgirls back then with their “cutesy” hair and smiles wore shirts that exposed their shoulders and the laces of their bras and short shorts just to attract their ideal guys (who were “tall”). Women back then who showed off their bodies and acted kinky were only thinking of tall men. Every man that appeared in commercials and p*rn back then looked like clones of Robert Hays… And Ronald Reagan was clearly seen as attractive to women back then… Sigourney Weaver, who’s 6 feet tall, was ONLY seen with men EVEN TALLER than her back then… And then there’s Kelly LeBrock, the woman seen as a goddess by men during the 80s, was fucking 5’8, and you know what that means… Of course tall women have ALWAYS not wanted to date shorter men since it makes them feel like their mother…​ The male taller norm was at it’s ABSOLUTE WORST back then, taller girl shorter guy couples were nonexistent back then, and women back then apparently were more likely to view tallness as attractive than today’s… There existed dating shows back then, and of course the women mentioned “Tall” when describing men, apparently “short” has NEVER been seen as attractive in men! The women being with guys to wear heels with insecurity of course existed back then, and of course, it was associated with taller men… Tall women today are known for making the “I’m tall myself, so I need someone even taller” bullshit, and they’ve obviously ALWAYS been like this! Because being with a shorter guy back then just would’ve drawn stares… Women back then ALWAYS mentioned Tall when describing men back then. And men being tall helped with first impressions with women… Fuck those first impressions over uncontrollable traits! Just look at the Gillis and Avis study from 1980, it was all about the male taller norm in mate selection, and they found only 1 couple where the woman was taller than the man out of 720 different couples! the 80s had too many studies interviewing women about what they liked in men, and “taller than themselves” was always mentioned! Why couldn’t questionnaires that decade mind their own business?! Women were ALWAYS attracted to men being taller then themselves! And they NEVER found men being shorter than them as attractive! Apparently short men have been disadvantaged getting dates for the entire 20th century…! ALL BECAUSE OF WOMEN! This one chicken mcnugget commercial from 1985 showed a woman receiving a fortune from a fortune cookie telling her that she’d meet a “Tall handsome man”… And the song Micro Monster from A Pup Named Scooby Doo (which was from the late 80s) contains a line “He’s nasty and he’s so tall~!”… High schools back then were straight up hierarchies ruled by tall jocks (who ALWAYS had girls), and short guys back then struggled and were called losers! Teenage girls have just ALWAYS been spoiled boy-obsessed bimbos who’d do nothing but lay on their beds and talk to their friends on the phone about their crushes, and they ALWAYS mentioned “tall”… This was also the golden age of cheerleading, and of course, cheerleaders have ALWAYS been associated with tall preferences, and jocks were all they dated… And let’s not forget valley girls… They were ALWAYS into tall men… I fucking hate Valley Girls! They were the most cruel girls in history when it came to underdog boys! In high schools during the 80s, they were nothing like in movies, ONLY jocks and cheerleaders were treated with respect and got dates… Look at high school footages from the time! They contained very tall guys walking with girls a whole head shorter than them, and would crane their neck down to kiss them, and they were also clearly overprotective of their girlfriends and would attack any shorter guy who’d dare to just say hello to their girls, and it was apparently justified all over the reason and who did it… These are also the ONLY types of guys that took their girls to Lover’s Lane and to drive-in movies… Big haired women just COULDN’T be seen without a taller man…! Why shouldn’t I associate the female hairstyles back then with height preferences and exclusion?! Taller guy shorter girl couples were more common back then than today… After all, relationships back then were still traditional… I’ll tell you Gen X women right now that men don’t have to be taller than women! I know for a fact that you Gen X women dated jocks during your high school years… Why?! Tell me why!

And if you’re going to deny all of this to me… Then you better give me proof that corrects me