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Sundray@lemmus.org to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 24 days ago

By Executive Order, I Hereby Outlaw Pooping by All American Women

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By Executive Order, I Hereby Outlaw Pooping by All American Women

www.mcsweeneys.net

Sundray@lemmus.org to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 24 days ago
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“Following several productive and extremely graphic discussions with Secretary of Health Robert Kennedy Jr., the White House has been repeatedly assured that...
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    Some fetishists will be disappointed.

    • Dispassionate@quokk.au
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      We already have two girls and a cup burned into our eyes.

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      Ninety five percent of the porn I watch is ladies pooping.

  • The November Man ☯️🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈@bookstodon.com
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    @sundray 👍😂👍🍑💩

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    I think it’s hilarious to imagine women shitting from their little butt holes, so I can’t support this.

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    We’re also moving all the couches from the women’s rooms to the men’s rooms. It’s our turn with them!

    I see the Vice President gave his input into this EO

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    peeing on the bed encouraged

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    Man, there’s one more reason for John McAffee to leave the country.

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      I mean, he isn’t all that mobile these days.

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