Seven nuclear missiles.
I am very hungry, but I don’t think I could justify calling myself a caterpillar.
Spoiler
The book is about becoming a butterfly
After you lay off the junk food and eat a nice green leaf. And get a good night’s sleep for once.
A good night’s sleep? I don’t know, sounds kind of gay.
If you told me this was something Andrew Tate has said in the past, I would believe it without question.
Should’ve put two spoiler tags for that doozie
I know a few books that turn people into complete assholes. They all talk of a magical man in the sky.
I am in fact a stinky cheese man though. Who do I blame for that?
I am somehow not a space captain nor a magical girl.
Rooting for you to get there one day
But maybe a cat fighting wars? A dragon riding kid?
So, I’ve heard all about potter “turning the kids to satinists”, but what book is “turning the kids trans”?
I am looking for new books to read
I can trace a lot of the major changes in my life to books. Read banned books.
The BIble Turned My Kids Trans: The Musical
Honesty now I am curious if a book called “This book will make you kid trans” would sell as a gag gift.
I doubt they could even explain that book
Most people are aware that sexuality is not a choice (I mean, who would choose to be LGBTQ+ in a society that treats them so badly?).
So, why would they accuse books of turning someone gay? Because it shows the reader that they don’t have to hide who they are. That’s it. They are afraid that their children won’t suppress their sexuality and suffer in silence like a ‘good’ Christian, Muslim, or whatever religious person should.
I’m pretty hungry, though.
My body’s looking increasingly worm-like, too
It’s only a problem for people who always do what they’re told.
