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1-800-TOWTRUCK
Slap them with a bike chain.
Looks suburban; I don’t suppose the local law enforcement is supported by traffic and parking tickets? Just sayin, your incentives may align…
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thermite
Doesn’t remove the cars, but sends a loud message.… what is that for in this scenario?
To send a message.
Can you imagine what you can do with thermite to those cars?
Sends a loud message
But… Thermite’s not explosive? They probably won’t hear it.
Aim for the fuel tank then.
But even without a sound made by the thermite, the message can be loud and clear.In a school zone? What are you, the US military?
Hate on cars all you want, and the idiocy that accompanies them, but please don’t encourage setting things on fire in California, especially as they start to enter fire season. That’s a good way to end up with massive, out of control fires that do billions in damage.
Just call a towtruck. They’ll have a field day here.
I guess parking tickets are not expensive enough in this village?
won’t let kids bike home from school because there’s too much traffic
I note the school signs. Is this a line of parents queued up to pick up kids vs people actually parking cars in the bike lane?
Irellevant?
really needs a system where people can send in a video to report online, like the UK
In the civilized Netherlands, parking in the bike lanes is a jackpot for the tow truck driver.
Apply “I park like I’m a piece of shit” stickers liberally.
Download this app and start reporting
An ice pick to the side wall of all their tires would be a fitting punishment. When they call police to complain the cops can then give them parking tickets on top.
Easier and far less dangerous to cut the valve stem
You can easily replace a valve stem, you can’t repair a tire with sidewall damage.
First valve stem, then ice pick
Definitely don’t crush a spark plug and throw a piece of it against their window, though. Shattered glass is dangerous.
I’ve tried this and it doesn’t work for shit. Maybe I needed bigger pieces? But it would just bounce off with no damage every time.
I always imagined a scenario where I get a beater bike and am forced to crash into the vehicle because of dangerous traffic on the road.
Thankfully a scratched /dented car is a better outcome than a broken arm.
Casey Neistat did this intentionally for a youtube video, many times. But maybe he picked up a TBI doing so because today he’s a whacked out-zionist.
There’s a name I have not heard in years. What’s he doing these days?
Are you legally allowed to go around with an ice pick? Be smarter to avoid getting yourself into trouble.
You are supposed to slide under them. +80 points for the combo
I see this kind of shit all the time in Tokyo sadly
